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Bancul zilei| O tipă la ginecolog: „Doctorul îi cere să se dezbrace şi observă litera ‘O’ pe pieptul ei”
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Începe-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
O tipă la ginecolog:
Doctorul îi cere să se dezbrace şi observă litera ‘O’ pe pieptul ei:
– Domnisoara nu va suparati dar imi puteti explica ce este cu O-ul de pe pieptul dumneavoastra.
– Prietenul meu este student la Oxford si cand facem amor nu-si mai da tricoul jos si imi ramane imprimat O-ul de pe tricou…
Urmatoarea tipa care vine avea un ‘M’ pe piept la care doctorul ii spune:
– Lasati-ma sa ghicesc, prietenul dumneavoastra este student la Michingan???
La care tipa spune:
– Nu, prietena mea e studenta la Wisconsin.
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